Monday, January 21, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
Who Is This Guy?
No he's, not Eric Clapton's fatter, doofy, long lost brother. Once again I was checking out some images on Google and I came across this fine chap. Who is he? What does he do? Why is he smiling like he knows something we don't? You'd smile too if you knew what he did. Click Here to find out more about the man behind the mullet
Weirdo Drawing Of The Week - Rudy The Flier Man
If you live in New York City or any other sex obsessed city, you've see Rudy, or someone like him. You walk by like you don't notice him handing out fliers filled with sexy promises and babes galore. Next time you pass by, take a flier just for the hell of it. You'll make Rudy's day.
Friday, January 11, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
SnackWatch Issue 3 Vol. 3
Welcome to 2008 all my fellow snackers. Its time to put all the snack triumphs and tragedies of 2007 behind us and look ahead to what the new year has to offer.
2008...NOT SO GREAT
2008 has gotten of to an tough start thanks to a few trouble making snacks in the snack machine.
Oreo Cakesters (A cake-like version of America's favorite cookie) are the latest snack to have the office a buzz. At a wallet busting $1.25 These are among the pricest snack machine items in snack history. Some might try to defend the 3 figure price with the argument that 3 cakesters come in a package. Well, the Yankee Doodles with similar ingredients come 3 per package and they're only ¢85. At $1.25, you're just paying for that Oreo brand name. I looks like 2008 is the year of snack machine gentrification, so all the low rent snacks better watch out!
A Big thumbs down also goes to Keystone Party Mix. I was in the midst of an afternoon fit of drowsiness this past Monday. I thought I'd stop by the snack machine and buy something that'd keep me awake. At first, Peanut M&Ms came to mind as a snack that would wake me up, but then the Party Mix caught my eye. I said to myself, "nobody sleeps at a party, how can I go wrong?" Well, I'm sad to say that the party was as stale as an Amish funeral. Pieces of cardboard sprinkled with orange dust would be a glowing review of this disappointing snack. I'm usually a big fan of the Party Mix, but the world of snacks if a fickle one. If a snack doesn't bring it's "A" game on one particular day, it can mean banishment....FOREVERRRRR.
ON A POSITIVE NOTE
In keeping with the influx of exotic new snacks to the snack machine our beloved Snack Man has blessed us with not one but two flavors of Rhamen Noodles. Now I'm not saying Rhamen noodles are the best workplace snack, but when there's a choice between "Beef" or "Chicken" at the touch of a button, it makes me proud to be an American.
CONGRATS
Contratulations are in order to Alicia Korney for completing last issue's crossword puzzle. She will be the proud recipient of $1 snackwatch dollar, redeimable at the snack machine of her choice.
SNACKWATCH CHALLENGE
Its time for the 2008 SnackWatch Survey.
Click Here to take the survey. 3 lucky people will win 1 SnackWatch Dollar.
2008...NOT SO GREAT
2008 has gotten of to an tough start thanks to a few trouble making snacks in the snack machine.
Oreo Cakesters (A cake-like version of America's favorite cookie) are the latest snack to have the office a buzz. At a wallet busting $1.25 These are among the pricest snack machine items in snack history. Some might try to defend the 3 figure price with the argument that 3 cakesters come in a package. Well, the Yankee Doodles with similar ingredients come 3 per package and they're only ¢85. At $1.25, you're just paying for that Oreo brand name. I looks like 2008 is the year of snack machine gentrification, so all the low rent snacks better watch out!
A Big thumbs down also goes to Keystone Party Mix. I was in the midst of an afternoon fit of drowsiness this past Monday. I thought I'd stop by the snack machine and buy something that'd keep me awake. At first, Peanut M&Ms came to mind as a snack that would wake me up, but then the Party Mix caught my eye. I said to myself, "nobody sleeps at a party, how can I go wrong?" Well, I'm sad to say that the party was as stale as an Amish funeral. Pieces of cardboard sprinkled with orange dust would be a glowing review of this disappointing snack. I'm usually a big fan of the Party Mix, but the world of snacks if a fickle one. If a snack doesn't bring it's "A" game on one particular day, it can mean banishment....FOREVERRRRR.
ON A POSITIVE NOTE
In keeping with the influx of exotic new snacks to the snack machine our beloved Snack Man has blessed us with not one but two flavors of Rhamen Noodles. Now I'm not saying Rhamen noodles are the best workplace snack, but when there's a choice between "Beef" or "Chicken" at the touch of a button, it makes me proud to be an American.
CONGRATS
Contratulations are in order to Alicia Korney for completing last issue's crossword puzzle. She will be the proud recipient of $1 snackwatch dollar, redeimable at the snack machine of her choice.
SNACKWATCH CHALLENGE
Its time for the 2008 SnackWatch Survey.
Click Here to take the survey. 3 lucky people will win 1 SnackWatch Dollar.
Signs Of The Times
There's nothing funny about the homeless problem in New York, especially because New York is such a competitive place to be. The modern Hobos have to compete with each other for the attention of jaded, over-stimulated passers by. With only moments to convey a message, a Hobo has to channel his inner marketing exec in order to score a couple of bucks. Below are some examples of Hobo signs that could be coming to a street corner near you.
If you feel bad for laughing at this Click here to donate to the Coalition For The Homeless.
If you feel bad for laughing at this Click here to donate to the Coalition For The Homeless.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Weirdo Drawing Of The Week - Johnny Giant's Fan
This is Johnny. He's a huge New York Giants fan. You're sure to see him in the parking lot tailgating before any game. For some reason he can't stop singing Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer" at the top of his lungs. Even people from New Jersey are starting to get annoyed.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Who Is This Guy?
I was searching for images on Google last night, and randomly came across this guy. His piercing gaze and receding mullet line captivated me. Who is he? Where does he come from? What does he do? Can you guess? Click here to find out.
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