Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Nice....Stroller?

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This is either the latest in Child Stroller Technology or Child Abuse Technology....you decide.

Mile High Club MUCH Easier To Get Into Now

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American Airlines has beaten Delta in the race for Inflight WiFi. This past Tuesday, the airline announced “Today, U.S. air travel changes forever, American Airlines is the first to bring in-flight Internet to the market, and today the days of being cut off from the rest of the world while in the air become history.”

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Diddy In Hell

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The image above was inspired by a random conversation between friends

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Visit FRNYC's friend IKeepsIt100 for an interesting video with Diddy as part of the subject matter.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Scientists Closer To Making Invisibility Cloak

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Scientists at The University of California, Berkley have developed a material that can be used in making an invisibility cloak. The material works by bending light rays to mimic objects seen behind it, thus making it appear invisible. I actually got my hands on this top secret material and am watching you read this sentence right...now.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Hilarious Bathroom Reading

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Sometimes the simplest things in life are the most enjoyable. If you register for a free subscription to Dr. Leonard's Discount Healthcare Catalogue, you will be giving yourself hours or minutes of laughter. Check out just a few of the fabulous products Dr. Leonard's has to offer

Personal Massager
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Have you ever woken up with a crick in your neck and had no idea how to get rid of it? Dr. Leonard's has the answer. This discreet personal massager relieves stress and pain in seconds. Works on necks, backs, and....other....body parts. Available in 4", 7", 9.5" and 12" models. Oh yeah...and it looks like a dildo!

Grooming Tools
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Whether you're a dog or man, personal grooming is important. If you're like me and have limited storage space, having more than one grooming tool in the house can cause dangerous clutter. Once again Dr. Leonard's has the tools that can help keep yourself and or dog looking good. Say goodbye to clutter with this multi-species hair trimmer. I've always said...If it's good enough for a dog, its good enough for me.

High-Tech Listening Device
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Its hard to accept getting older, but with this new hearing device, people will have no idea your old ass can't hear anymore. Go from looking like an old deaf person, to a young douche bag in seconds with this hearing aid disguised as a blue tooth headset.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Keepin' It Classy At Graceland

This week there was an unveiling of a new limited edition Elvis and Priscilla doll set at Graceland. An event of this magnitude would only bring out the classiest of people, thus the beverage of the day...Sunny Delight in a champagne glass. I guess the caterers thought soda or "purple stuff" would've cheapened the momentous occasion.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Nice Try!

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By now pretty much everybody knows that imminent Hall of Famer Brett Farve has been traded to the New York Jets. His arrival in New York has sparked a media and marketing frenzy. As you can see in the picture above, this particular sports store took the half assed approach at using the big news as a marketing tool. I might as well put on a blonde wig and say I'm Paris Hilton...which reminds me, I have a movie premier to attend.