Friday, July 25, 2008

Things I Hope I NEVER Have To Say

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On the way to work I overheard a person say this to someone I can only hope was a mechanic.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Misleading Signage

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With a name like "The Foot Group", I bet this company has a lot of confused walk in clients.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Truth In Advertising

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Apple is well known for their great marketing and advertising efforts. Hell, as an iPhone and iMac owner, I've even succumb to their sweet siren song. Judging by the ad above I think it's time to reconsider the direction of the most recent ad campaign.

Does anyone ever kick and flail their arms and legs like that when listening to their ipod? Out of the thousands (yes thousands) of people I see on the subway listening to their ipods, the most physical movement I ever see is a covert nose pick, or an apathetic yawn while some pan handler saunters by.

If people REALLY reacted to their music on a crowded subway car like the girl in the ad above, Apple would have to change their posters to look like this...

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Man Admits To Downloading Octopus Porn

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A 48 year old man from the Australian provence of Tasmania was caught with more than 31,000 images and videos involving child and animal pornography.

Some of the videos included sexual acts being performed on dogs, ponies, snakes, and even an octopus!

Now, I'm not into bestiality at all...but i have to admit, I am a little curious as to what Octopus Porn is like.

Insert "Tentacle Joke" here ____________.

Click here for the full story

Monday, July 7, 2008

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Weirdo Drawing Of The Week -Brian B. Anthony

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Meet Brian. You can see him roller skating on any boardwalk at any time...anywhere. He's an omnipresent fixture along the shorelines during the summer. When the distant sound of Earth Wind and Fire's "Boogie Wonderland" gets closer and closer, you know he's coming. Try not to stare at his ironic tattoos as he glides by you while in a split.


to view the gallery of past "Weirdo Drawings", click here.

Neon Sign

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This sign is a bit redundant...don't you think?

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Grandma's International League of Flexibility

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What If there was an International league of Grandmothers, who got together and competed to see who was the most flexible?