Oh, You Fancy, Huh?

Ooohh La-La, I guess rich people get their bargains at the $39 Dollar Store.

Part Of This Complete Breakfast

I'm not quite sure when Chocolate Banana Splits became standard breakfast fare, but the box says its a good source of Vitamins and Minerals so it can't be THAT bad for you......right?

Truth In Advertising

Judging by the visual aid used to illustrate their "100% Natural" claim, it looks like the owner of this fruit smoothie cart has a thing or two to learn about truth in advertising.

The Gift That Keeps On Giving....Nightmares

This crazy looking candelabra is a sure fire way to freak out children and adults of all ages.

Lock It Up

There's going to be a really happy unicyclist or really sad bicyclist returning to this locked up wheel.

Even Our Animals Are Spoiled

Yet another reason for people to hate America. You know there's a problem when our dogs eat better than most people around the world.

Know Your Market

The other day I noticed the DVD guy outside my office was selling this Indiana Pacers Greatest Games DVD. Trying to sell this DVD in NYC is about as easy as selling a Hitler's Greatest Hits DVD in Israel ...it ain't happening.

Hey Pacers fans, how's that Greatest Games Vol. 2 coming along? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Crate Diggin'

While perusing the music selection at a garage sale, I came across this CD. Sadly for Stylz and The J.I.Z., I'm pretty sure the party didn't last All Nite.

Lets Get Douchey

Dwight Howard to agent: "We've gotta find a way to "Douche Up" my image"

Agent to Dwight Howard: "I've got the perfect sponsor"

and....scene.

Worst T-Shirt Graphic Ever

What happens when you combine 2 really popular T-shirt catch phrases? One STUPID shirt.

There's Gotta Be A Better Way

There's gotta be a better way to make 7 dollars.

Truth In Advertising

I drank this soda and got a boner.

Now That's Just Plain Lazy

While checking out at Duane Reade the other day, I noticed the latest issue of Cosmo in the magazine rack. NO I don't read Cosmo, but I was shocked at how lazy the copy editors have gotten. It seems like they just gave up and said "FUCK IT...these articles are all the same anyway."

ALL DAY, ALL DAY, ALL DAY

Just got some ALL DAY buttons made, cuz "ALL DAY" is the new "HELL YES".

If you see me, ask me for one. If you don't know me...buy some here

Let's Get Physical

It's never a good thing when the elliptical gives you this message while you're working out.

Have An Action-Packed Valentines Day!!!

With Valentine's Day only a few weeks away, why not impress that special someone in your life with either of these V-Day card sets? Remember, nothing says "I Love You" better than Ninjas, Machine Gun wielding soldiers, or transforming robots.

You're bound to get your Valentine's heart a-fluttering with the romantic messages on these cards.

The Internet Is Racist!

Please note the above image was NOT altered in any way.

While registering for a website, I came to the security check at the end of the registration form. What are the odds that ME a Puerto Rican would receive the image above as the "random" security words? NOT LIKELY...

What are the odds that this has happened to me before? IMPOSSIBLE

In conclusion, the internet is racist. Thank you and good day.

A Throne Fit For A King

And where can you find such regal home furnishings??? QUEENS of course!

You Decide

Either this is a very realistic depiction of how Christ ascended to heaven or the art director for The Economist Magazine just bought themselves a one way ticket to Hell for making Brazil's famous Jesus statue look like a NASA rocket ship.

Anything For A Buck

The Mouse has invaded your kitchen. Yes that's right, Disney has come down to manufacturing eggs. I guess making billions of dollars in movies, music, toys, books, and hotels wasn't enough. It even looks like the chickens were genetically altered to make eggs with Winnie The Pooh's face on them...Where will it end?