Things I Hope I NEVER Have To Say

On the way to work I overheard a person say this to someone I can only hope was a mechanic.

Misleading Signage

With a name like "The Foot Group", I bet this company has a lot of confused walk in clients.

Truth In Advertising

Apple is well known for their great marketing and advertising efforts. Hell, as an iPhone and iMac owner, I've even succumb to their sweet siren song. Judging by the ad above I think it's time to reconsider the direction of the most recent ad campaign.

Does anyone ever kick and flail their arms and legs like that when listening to their ipod? Out of the thousands (yes thousands) of people I see on the subway listening to their ipods, the most physical movement I ever see is a covert nose pick, or an apathetic yawn while some pan handler saunters by.

If people REALLY reacted to their music on a crowded subway car like the girl in the ad above, Apple would have to change their posters to look like this...

Man Admits To Downloading Octopus Porn

A 48 year old man from the Australian provence of Tasmania was caught with more than 31,000 images and videos involving child and animal pornography.

Some of the videos included sexual acts being performed on dogs, ponies, snakes, and even an octopus!

Now, I'm not into bestiality at all...but i have to admit, I am a little curious as to what Octopus Porn is like.

Insert "Tentacle Joke" here ____________.

Click here for the full story

Happy Monday

Weirdo Drawing Of The Week -Brian B. Anthony

Meet Brian. You can see him roller skating on any boardwalk at any time...anywhere. He's an omnipresent fixture along the shorelines during the summer. When the distant sound of Earth Wind and Fire's "Boogie Wonderland" gets closer and closer, you know he's coming. Try not to stare at his ironic tattoos as he glides by you while in a split.


to view the gallery of past "Weirdo Drawings", click here.

Neon Sign

This sign is a bit redundant...don't you think?

Grandma's International League of Flexibility

What If there was an International league of Grandmothers, who got together and competed to see who was the most flexible?