Only 2 Years Left !!!

With 2008 upon us and 2010 around the corner, There is cause for concern. I'm not talking about Dooms Day predictions, terrorist attacks or Global Warming. My major concern is for the companies that produce novelty New Year's Glasses.

The two zeros in the middle of the year 2000 gave companies the perfect opportunity to convert the year into a hilarious accessory. For the last 8 years we've seen people wearing these glasses with reckless abandon, showing no concern that the end was so near. Now that 2010 is just 2 years away, I say wear your stupid New Years glasses, wear them proudly! Before you know it, the number 1 will force Novelty New Years Glasses Manufacturers(take a breath) out of business....forever!!!...until the year 2999.

It's Friday!!!

Hey Strongman, Make Yourself Useful

I came across one of those "World's Strongest Man" competitions on ESPN 2 last night. Although the feats of strength performed were impressive, I couldn't help but wonder why the competitors don't put their superhuman strength towards a more useful purpose. I mean, carrying a 400 pound boulder is cool, but helping someone move a Grand Piano into their new house is cool AND useful. C'mon Magnus, use your head!

Weirdo Drawing Of The Week - Vince at Sea

This is Vince, his mother calls him Vincent. Vince is a limo driver. He went to check out an Army/Navy store on his lunch break and picked up this bitchin' hat. Who's gonna tell him it looks ridiculous? Not me.

What a steal!

For those of you who still don't know what to get that special someone for Christmas, Pathmark has an excellent deal on "Leather" jackets...why not treat yourself to one too, you can't beat these prices!

Lost In Translation?

This is some signage over the television series DVDs at BestBuy. Does the accent over the "o" really make a difference? I highly doubt a Spanish speaking person is not going to understand the difference between TELEVISION and TELEVISIO'N...aye dios mio!

Not So Tough Anymore

There's something about holding a bunch of balloons that can take the toughness out of anyone. Below are more examples of some notorious tough guys holding balloons...they don't look so tough now.

It's Friday!!!

AirMall, haven for the world's most useless products

If you've ever been on an airplane there's a chance you've seen a magazine called AirMall. AirMall is filled with some of the world's most useless products. Pictured above is the NECKpro Traction Device. If there's any medical procedure I'd like to perform on myself, its treating my damaged vertibrae...so what if I paralyze myself, healthcare is expensive these days!

Weirdo Drawing Of The Week - Earl The Bowling Champ

This is Earl. He lives in Tampa and is part of the local senior bowling league. His high score is a 253...or so he says.