Whales + Sharks = Killer Whales

New Holiday Tradition?

Nat King Cole's famous holiday tune about "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" sounds way more appealing than this hotdog stand's version of "Chestnuts roasting under a 40 watt bulb."

Worst Job EVER

Zookeepers in at Zoo New England say Gigi the Gorilla is doing fine after receiving a colonoscopy earlier this week. The zoo staff ran several tests (including the colonoscopy) to find the cause of the gorilla's digestive problems. The doctor who administered the test is also said to be recovering after hours and hours of hand washing in an effort to get rid of the "gorilla ass" smell.

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Halloween Hangover

As per standard day-after-Halloween practices, somebody brought some of their kids Halloween booty into the office. Surprisingly, nobody took the candy inspired by the board game CLUE. I never thought there was such thing as boring candy until today. In fact, I'd rather take my chances with one of those famous razor apples than eat candy monkey wrenches and candle sticks holders. Who gave these things out..Colonel Mustard?

NYC Street Fashion

Being that New York City is considered one of the fashion capitals of the world, it comes as no surprise that even the fire hydrants are well dressed.

LL Cool J's Fashion Line

LL Cool Jay is now selling a line of clothing at the department store SEARS . I haven't seen the line in person yet, but I think the odds are pretty high on some of the pieces having built-in ChapStick holders.

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Going Up

This week in Japan, an international group of scientists is discussing the possibility of constructing a space elevator. The space elevator would be used to transport people, objects, and even nuclear waste from earth into outer space.

The elevator will also be able to break the world record for longest awkward silence after a small talk conversation.

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Happy Monday

What A Way To Go

Yesterday in Brooklyn, a naked, fluorescent light bulb wielding man was killed when cops tried to coax him off a ledge with an electric tazer. How would you feel if this was the last picture that was ever taken of you?

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NOTE: Photobucket deleted the actual picture of this dude, so the above is an artist's rendering

It's Friday!!!