Whales + Sharks = Killer Whales

New Holiday Tradition?

Nat King Cole's famous holiday tune about "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" sounds way more appealing than this hotdog stand's version of "Chestnuts roasting under a 40 watt bulb."

Worst Job EVER

Zookeepers in at Zoo New England say Gigi the Gorilla is doing fine after receiving a colonoscopy earlier this week. The zoo staff ran several tests (including the colonoscopy) to find the cause of the gorilla's digestive problems. The doctor who administered the test is also said to be recovering after hours and hours of hand washing in an effort to get rid of the "gorilla ass" smell.

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Halloween Hangover

As per standard day-after-Halloween practices, somebody brought some of their kids Halloween booty into the office. Surprisingly, nobody took the candy inspired by the board game CLUE. I never thought there was such thing as boring candy until today. In fact, I'd rather take my chances with one of those famous razor apples than eat candy monkey wrenches and candle sticks holders. Who gave these things out..Colonel Mustard?