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Not So Fast, Sticky Fingers!

Mumbai, India: Police have arrested a Mumbai man for trying to sell stolen samples from the sperm bank where he worked.

The man, identified as Sunil Mohite, tried to sell 101 vials of stolen sperm to a Mumbai doctor. The doctor declined to purchase the precious cargo and contacted police.

What do you do with 101 vials of stolen Indian sperm when nobody wants to buy it? Nasty!

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Who Is This Guy?

Woah, take it easy there Muscles. Is that the trophy you get for winning the Douche Bag Olympics? Do you always take that to the beach with you? Find out the answers to those fascinating questions and more by Clicking here.

Jesus Is My Co-Pilot

Miami, Fl. The streets of Florida are about to be hit with some controversy. Florida Representative Edward Bullard is proposing to have a pro-Christian license plate produced. This would be the first religious themed plate used in the State. Some opposed to the plate say that it could open the door for other groups to have their own plates, including Cults and the KKK.

Click here to view the opposition's custom license plate.

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1, 2, 3, Sins, You're Out!

Pope Benedict XVI will be saying mass at Yankee Stadium this weekend. There's no doubt, The House That Ruth Built is a unusual locale for a Mass. Here are a few things you might expect to see if you go this Sunday.

1) #1 Jesus foam finger

2) Vendors yelling "Ice cold communion juice here! Getcha Communion Juice!"

3) The 7th sermon stretch

4) The crowd starting a "Let's Go Jesus!" cheer

5) Derek Jeter dressed as an altar boy

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Weirdo Drawing Of The Week - Ned The Weirdo

This is Ned The Weirdo. All of the characters I draw are weird, but this guy takes the cake. I have no idea why he's wearing a surgical glove on his head, or why he's holding the whistle that way. Frankly, it makes me uncomfortable to look at this for too long. What do you think?

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